War, Inc Transcript
March 30, 2008 by Arieanna
Thanks to Fosco for creating a transcript of the War, Inc. scene as shown on the Jimmy Kimmel Live show (see below):
TRANSCRIPT:
Brand Hauser: How was traffic? I hear those checkpoints can be murder…(to Yonica’s Manager) Hi…
Yonica Babyyeah: Where is dressing room? I’m Fuc*ing Wasted!
BH: Let me show you..
MANAGER: She needs full plate ten piece box, all white meat, extra crispy, extra spicy, and diet Coke you got it?!
YB: And I want pickles.
M: She wants pickles, Klaus & … (ficticious brand) Pickles.
BH: Sure… Alright uhm-
YB: You are big boss?
BH: I guess I am, yeah.
YB: How big?
The Manager hits Yonica Babyyeah on the head.
BH: (Don’t do that.) Hey! Confiscate that film!
M: HEY,HEY,HEY,HEY, I do it alone.
BH: Of course you do. We’re excited to have you!
M: Don’t get too excited.
BH: I’m not that excited. (To Yonica) Let Me show you to your dressing room.
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hahaha..!! SO FUNNY..!! love that scene.. and I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THIS MOVIEEEEE..!!! love hilary.! xD
Man, it sounds kinda weird hearing Hilary cuss in a movie. I kept rewinding the clip just about like five times. Pretty good accent. I can’t believe her manager whacked her in the head like that after hearing Hilary’s language!
nicee :]
i saw the scorpian scene omg. hilary looks very sexual! it’s good she’s changing
That was a cool video Hilary behaves kinda like a small girl, she is looking fabulous!
I hope this movie will also release in India.
Hahaha omg these clips are so funny, I Can’t Wait to seem the movie!! I Can’t Stop watching those clips!! it sounds like the manager is saying “i do what i want’ rather than ‘ i do it alone” lol
OMW, i cant wait to see this movie its g2b awsum… its nice to see hilary doing more mature film roles, i just hope this movie comes out in south africa cuz 1 or 2 of hilary’s movies didn’t come out here in SA.
hahahaha i cant almost understand when she says: wheres the dressing room?
its so fynnu i cant wait for the movie
he didn’t whack her because of the language, he whacked her because she asked “how big” of a boss John was. HILARY ROCKS! CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THE MOVIE!
OMG!!!! it was very funny!!! LOL!!! but ahm, poor Yonica!! Gets hitted on the head!!! I would hit back… XP
OMG i can’t wait to watch this movie…I love her accent in the movie…it was so funny when she got hit on the head!!!!!!
Wow!
Didn’t know there was going to be swearing in this film!
Not that theres anything wrong with that!
Once again this is a VERY,VERY different film from anything Hilary has ever done.And it will be interesting what SOME fans/media think.
Lol this is funny. Too bad she has to swear in it, but anyway, if she refused to swear while acting I suppose that’d be kinda stupid. I saw the scorpion scene too. Freaky. Though what they MIGHT’VE done was to tape a ziploc bag to the inside of her pants or something. I bet when they were doing that scene and they said ‘cut’ she must’ve started screaming “GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!!” I would. Haha.